"I am trying to figure out what the f*** twitter is for."
Though Mean Girls was rated PG-13 for “sexual content, language, and some teen partying,” that was a rating Paramount had to fight for, says Waters. “We had lots of battles with the ratings board on the movie. There was the line, ‘Amber D’Lessio gave a blow job to a hot dog,’ which eventually became ‘Amber D’Lessio made out with a hot dog.’ Which is somehow weirder! That’s the thing we found: When you’re trying to make a joke obey the rules and not use any bad words, it can actually become seamier, even.” Still, there were some things that Waters simply refused to change. “The line in the sand that I drew was the joke about the wide-set vagina. The ratings board said, ‘We can’t give you a PG-13 unless you cut that line.’ We ended up playing the card that the ratings board was sexist, because Anchorman had just come out, and Ron Burgundy had an erection in one scene, and that was PG-13. We told them, ‘You’re only saying this because it’s a girl, and she’s talking about a part of her anatomy. There’s no sexual context whatsoever, and to say this is restrictive to an audience of girls is demeaning to all women.’ And they eventually had to back down.”
“*WHIRLS SNAPE OUT OF THE WAY*
*SHOVES MINERVA INTO A WALL*
PUT YOUR NAME
*KNOCKS OVER A TABLE AGGRESSIVELY*
IN THE GOBLET
*GRABS HARRY AND SLAMS HIM INTO THE WALL*
OF FIRE!?!?!?1111?!?!111321I3591130583FERGEKLJRKGJ GRLGJWRLKGVJLKJ G” Dumbledore asked calmly.
we’re never gonna get over this are we
*goes to a party and awkwardly follows friend around the entire time**goes to a family reunion and awkwardly follows mom around the entire time*
*goes to hell and awkwardly follows satan the entire time*
*goes to earth and awkwardly follows sam the entire time*
#this makes me want a fic in which dean wakes up in the hospital after being in a car accident and cas is his roommate #the first thing he hears when he comes to is cas talking on the phone with gabriel #and he’s like ‘please stop sending male prostitutes to my hospital room i’m not physically healthy enough to have sex #not to mention it’s unsanitary for them to be here’ #and like they bond over having to stay in the hospital for a while and become friends #then when sam stops by to visit dean he becomes friends with cas and sees how dean acts around him #and then cas is released from the hospital and dean is like ‘um okay i’ll see you around cas’ #and he gets kind of depressed after cas goes because he’d started to develop feelings and shit towards him #but when dean is finally better and released sam wheels him out to the impala #and cas is waiting by the car door and everything is beautiful and nothing hurts #except for dean’s broken leg
THAT TAG MOTHER OF GOD
I NEED THIS LIKE AIR